elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

(Source: kashimiru, via teapartiesandheavymetal)

@1 minute ago with 196424 notes
mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

(via petithibiscus)

@1 hour ago with 17747 notes

alamaris:

I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.

(Source: thatnutcray, via teapartiesandheavymetal)

@1 hour ago with 168977 notes
#corggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via pizza)

@15 hours ago with 435767 notes

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: fartgallery, via thestormysideofthings)

@1 day ago with 345743 notes

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via just-another-dream)

@3 minutes ago with 250646 notes
#AHAHAHAHAHA #why 

(via pizza)

@1 hour ago with 4073 notes
#right now 

Gave my boss my two weeks notice and now he is giving me the silent treatment…

@7 hours ago
#awkward? #I work for children 
charlesoberonn:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
@19 hours ago with 473751 notes

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via thestormysideofthings)

@1 day ago with 121533 notes
#yo